Retro Swimwear Collector Pillows

Bring your own inflatable.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"Gavin - do you think we should have used clean socks?"

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Mankini - One size fits all.

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Phone Call

Bathing suit.

Retro Kid.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

MMM-MM, Cellulite

"A game you can play alone or in a group, that tests your agility and is dirt cheap?!" "Marbles!"

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

The Shape of Progress.

"Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not...good."

Penguin in a swimming costume.

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.