Retro Swimwear Lover Pillows

Bikini Briefs/Bottom Fashion Over Time

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

1930's Lady.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Marilyn Ghost

Mankini - One size fits all.

Marilyn Monroe

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Lady in Blue Dress

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Uncle Sam Fashion

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

"No son, back then there was no such thing as an ironic mullet."

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

David Bowie

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."