Retro Swimwear Lover Gifts

Bikini Briefs/Bottom Fashion Over Time

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

1930's Lady.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Marilyn Ghost

Mankini - One size fits all.

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Lady in Blue Dress

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Uncle Sam Fashion

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

"No son, back then there was no such thing as an ironic mullet."

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'