Vintage Swimsuit Admirer Gifts

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Bring your own inflatable.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Downton Abbey Road"

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Do you do much walking?"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"It was her mothers"

Blue Dress

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

I want to hold your hand

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

An opera singer

"Fashion over function!"

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Frank Sinatra.

Mankini - One size fits all.

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Josephine Baker

Centaur falls in love.

Victorian woman at a bar.

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

No Shoes, No Service.