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"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Blue Dress

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

I want to hold your hand

"It was her mothers"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

An opera singer

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Josephine Baker

"Fashion over function!"

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Centaur falls in love.

Mankini - One size fits all.

Victorian woman at a bar.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

No Shoes, No Service.