Retro Swimwear Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Robin Hood Flies.

Marilyn Ghost

"Gavin - do you think we should have used clean socks?"

Mankini - One size fits all.

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Lady in Blue Dress

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"No son, back then there was no such thing as an ironic mullet."

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Bathing suit.

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

While his contemporaries scribbled on cave walls, Pete pioneered the modern day man bag!!!

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Teddy boy's picnic

"Take the damn picture before I go extinct!"

Ringlets Hairstyle

Alien cabaret.

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

MMM-MM, Cellulite

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'