Retro Swimwear Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Don't pull the draw string too tight - you'll choke yourself out."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Robin Hood Flies.

"Gavin - do you think we should have used clean socks?"

Marilyn Ghost

Mankini - One size fits all.

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Lady in Blue Dress

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"No son, back then there was no such thing as an ironic mullet."

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Bathing suit.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

While his contemporaries scribbled on cave walls, Pete pioneered the modern day man bag!!!

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

MMM-MM, Cellulite

"Take the damn picture before I go extinct!"

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Ringlets Hairstyle

Teddy boy's picnic

As Tina looked more closely at her online date, she began to doubt his claim that his photo was recent.