Swimwear Aficionado Gifts

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Mankini - One size fits all.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"I didn't realise budgie smugglers were actually budgie smugglers."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Born In Captivity.

City Boy.

Career Choices

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Changing Room Decisions

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

Penguin suit fitting.

'Bark less, work more.'

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Lapdogs

There's always a bigger fish.