Swimwear Aficionado Gifts

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Mankini - One size fits all.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"I didn't realise budgie smugglers were actually budgie smugglers."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Born In Captivity.

Career Choices

City Boy.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Changing Room Decisions

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

Penguin suit fitting.

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Bark less, work more.'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

Lapdogs

There's always a bigger fish.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'