Swimwear Lover Gifts

"The moisture-wicking fabric reduces chafing."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Summer wants.

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

"Gavin - do you think we should have used clean socks?"

Mankini - One size fits all.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Two piece outfits only.

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Bathing suit.

Thong World.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

"Don't pull the draw string too tight - you'll choke yourself out."

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

MMM-MM, Cellulite

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

"Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not...good."

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

Penguin in a swimming costume.

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

'Are you here about the lifeguard job?'

Bikini Briefs/Bottom Fashion Over Time

Codes of Chicago - Appropriate Swimwear.

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.