Swimwear Gifts

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

I love swimming.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

Two piece outfits only.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

Mankini - One size fits all.

"Gavin - do you think we should have used clean socks?"

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Thong World.

Bathing suit.

"Don't pull the draw string too tight - you'll choke yourself out."

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

MMM-MM, Cellulite

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

Designer Shoe Dwellers

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

Penguin in a swimming costume.

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

'Your son's sneakers called.'

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

'It's casual Friday, you know.'

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

"Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not...good."

Bikini Briefs/Bottom Fashion Over Time