Swimwear Specialist Gifts

String bikini

Bring your own inflatable.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

"Gavin - do you think we should have used clean socks?"

Mankini - One size fits all.

Two piece outfits only.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Bathing suit.

No petting in the pool!

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

MMM-MM, Cellulite

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'We've got to think about our lending policy for small businesses... Like my tailor!'

'It's casual Friday, you know.'

Penguin in a swimming costume.

'I hope you don't think I invited you swimming just because you have a couple of webbed toes.'

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

"Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not...good."

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

"God, if you get me back to shore, I'll give you everything I own. Okay, fifty percent of everything. How about ten percent plus community work..."

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

Codes of Chicago - Appropriate Swimwear.

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.