Swimwear Stylist Gifts

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

Mankini - One size fits all.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Two piece outfits only.

Cat walking dog.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Bathing suit.

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

MMM-MM, Cellulite

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

'It's casual Friday, you know.'

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not...good."

Penguin in a swimming costume.

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

I love swimming.

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

Snorkeling Mirrors.

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

Codes of Chicago - Appropriate Swimwear.

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.