Swimwear Stylist Prints

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

Mankini - One size fits all.

Two piece outfits only.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Cat walking dog.

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

Bathing suit.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

MMM-MM, Cellulite

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

'It's casual Friday, you know.'

Penguin in a swimming costume.

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

"Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not...good."

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

Snorkeling Mirrors.

I love swimming.

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

Codes of Chicago - Appropriate Swimwear.

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.