Swimwear Prints

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

I love swimming.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

Two piece outfits only.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

"Gavin - do you think we should have used clean socks?"

Mankini - One size fits all.

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

Thong World.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Bathing suit.

MMM-MM, Cellulite

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

Designer Shoe Dwellers

"Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not...good."

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'Your son's sneakers called.'

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

'It's casual Friday, you know.'

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

Penguin in a swimming costume.

Bikini Briefs/Bottom Fashion Over Time

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

Codes of Chicago - Appropriate Swimwear.

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'