Swimwear Strategist Prints

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Reverse psychology

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

Mankini - One size fits all.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

Two piece outfits only.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Wearing all black

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

Bathing suit.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

Two men trout fishing

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

'Go fish.'

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."

'It's casual Friday, you know.'

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'

Seagulls