Swimsuit Designer Gifts

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

'It's casual Friday, you know.'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Mankini - One size fits all.

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

Two piece outfits only.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

MMM-MM, Cellulite

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."

Designer Shoe Dwellers

Not bad, but the trousers are a bit tight around the armpits.

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

Penguin in a swimming costume.

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

I love coloured tights

'Jackson, I hear you've come up with a sensational design for a new underwater vessel.'

Mary and Barb amused themselves for hours by recording women's comments as they tried on bathing suits.

I love swimming.