Swimsuit Designer Mugs

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

'It's casual Friday, you know.'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Mankini - One size fits all.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

Two piece outfits only.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

MMM-MM, Cellulite

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."

Designer Shoe Dwellers

Not bad, but the trousers are a bit tight around the armpits.

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

I love coloured tights

Penguin in a swimming costume.

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

'Jackson, I hear you've come up with a sensational design for a new underwater vessel.'

I love swimming.

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

'Hemlines will remain the same this year, but legs will be shorter.'

Codes of Chicago - Appropriate Swimwear.