Aquatic Fashionista Mugs

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Civilized Salmon

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Mankini - One size fits all.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Skinhead guppy.

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

The Emperor's New Speedo

Where Mom used to take you.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

"How weird is it?"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

No 2 Hook

"They go to a private school."

'Uh-oh.'

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

Wet dreams

Tennis

"The pectoral fins help with directional control. The rest is just decorative."

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

Al, why is Julius wearing a beret? He must have seen it on the cover of "GQ"