Swimwear Critic Gifts

Mary and Barb amused themselves for hours by recording women's comments as they tried on bathing suits.

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

Mankini - One size fits all.

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Two piece outfits only.

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Bathing suit.

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

MMM-MM, Cellulite

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

Style Consultant

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

Penguin in a swimming costume.

"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"

'The fad is to wear hospital staff uniforms - not patient gowns!'

"Inspected by #16."

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

Zoo. The idea to dress the animals in clothes in not working out well. The leopard refuses to try anything new. A leopard will never change its spots. Ironically, the penguins are most uncomfortable on casual Friday. Penguins like their formal wear. If I get a button off line when dressing the girafde, I'll be behind schedule all day. Worst of all, zebras has a horrible fashion sense. Yikes! Stripes with plaids!

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Global warming. Stop yer snivelling! You should be grateful! But … No more pretending not to hate your friend's ugly cardigan sweaters. No more lumbago or arthritis acting up every time there's a cold spell. We could walk around in the buff year-round and still be toasty. The benefits are endless! But it's so hot! HOJ.