Swimwear Enthusiast Gifts

I was feeling kind of summery.

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

Thong Contest.

'What do you think of my bathing suit?'

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

Penguin in a swimming costume.

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Mankini - One size fits all.

Lapdogs

Two piece outfits only.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

Thong World.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Rip Taylor Tide

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

No petting in the pool!