Swimwear Fan Gifts

Aging Today.

"Marco ..."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Mankini - One size fits all.

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Two piece outfits only.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Seahorse with small child rubber ring.

Bathing suit.

"Don't pull the draw string too tight - you'll choke yourself out."

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

'Ha! Fake out!'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Bomb's Away

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

MMM-MM, Cellulite

Piano scarf

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

'Are you sure those are dolphins?'

How's my Life-Saving? Call...

Cocktail Swimming

No Diving

"I already had the snorkel, so I figured, why not!"

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

"Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not...good."

Cartoon showing a man swimming, when another swimmer has dived, bounced off his stomach and smashed through the ceiling.

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

Swan Lake - safety measures.

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"