Swim Fan Gifts

Beware Strong Currants (Currant throwing man into sand).

How's my Life-Saving? Call...

Bomb's Away

Swan Lake - safety measures.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Cannonball!'

"Marco ..."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

A man runs on the water from a shark.

A Stampedalo.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Lapdogs

Oceanographer

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Family swimming in the ocean

No petting in the pool!

'Ha! Fake out!'

Shark Surfing the Waves.

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

'Are you sure those are dolphins?'

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

Motor Channel Crossing.

Fish with Oars.