Swim Fan Gifts

Seahorse with small child rubber ring.

Beware Strong Currants (Currant throwing man into sand).

How's my Life-Saving? Call...

Bomb's Away

Swan Lake - safety measures.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Cannonball!'

"Marco ..."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

A Stampedalo.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Lapdogs

Oceanographer

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

Say, I just had a thought

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

No petting in the pool!

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

Family swimming in the ocean

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

'Ha! Fake out!'

Shark Surfing the Waves.