Swimming Fan Gifts

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Ha! Fake out!'

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

100 metres butterfly.

Johnny Weissmuller caricature

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

A man swims up the train of a woman's dress.

No Diving

'Whoever said 'swimming is slimming' was an idiot.'

Swimming develops poise and grace. Ever seen a duck walk?

'I know he's your friend... but I just wish he'd get out of the habit of drinking the pool water!'

'All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Cocktail Swimming

'I understand his wish didn't come true.'

Waiter, I asked for the backstroke. The fly in my soup is doing the Australian crawl.

"Well, he didn't drown." "Who knew mice could do the breaststroke?"

"Marco ..."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Starvation Watching

Pirates

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Oceanographer

Landlubbers ONLY!

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Seahorse with small child rubber ring.