Boating Fan Gifts

'I need to arrange for some bridge financing.'

"Any luck?"

"I'm down here temping as George's wife."

'Don't set the hook so hard.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Cheating Sperm

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"Marco ..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

ATM withdrawal

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Pirates

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'