Ship Fan Gifts

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'What zip code are we in now?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Caliologist

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Pirates

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Migration Music

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Oceanographer

Bev puts on an old favorite

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt