Ship Fan Gifts

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'What zip code are we in now?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

Caliologist

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Scientists building a tower

Pirates

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Migration Music

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Bev puts on an old favorite

Oceanographer

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

Airbus

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.