Sea Breeze Fan Gifts

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Lazy Octopus

Beach Barbecue

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Going to Sea.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Pirates

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

Landlubbers ONLY!

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

'Thanks but no, you know us cats: We love to sunbathe but hate getting wet...'