Sea Breeze Fan Pillows

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Lazy Octopus

Beach Barbecue

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Going to Sea.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Pirates

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

Aaah! Smell that lovely fresh sea air!

'Thanks but no, you know us cats: We love to sunbathe but hate getting wet...'