Sea Breeze Admirer Pillows

Two men sitting languidly, discussing the strengthening properties of sea air

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Beach Barbecue

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Scuba cow"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Artifishial Intelligence

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Easter Island Shades...

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"It makes me want to pee."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."