Sea Breeze Admirer Pillows

Two men sitting languidly, discussing the strengthening properties of sea air

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Beach Barbecue

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Artifishial Intelligence

"Scuba cow"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"It makes me want to pee."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."