Sea Breeze Seekers Pillows

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Beach con-man.

Beach Barbecue

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Well Earned Vacation"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Pirate eye test

Going to Sea.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Sun Worship

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"I spy something blue."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

Single men in Tahiti

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Becalmed yachts

'Kiss me Hardy.'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

'My hubby's gone fishing, he'll be having a whale of a time.'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day