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'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Beach con-man.

Beach Barbecue

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Well Earned Vacation"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Pirate eye test

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Going to Sea.

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Sun Worship

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"I spy something blue."

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

Single men in Tahiti

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Becalmed yachts

'Kiss me Hardy.'

Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

'My hubby's gone fishing, he'll be having a whale of a time.'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day