Sea Breeze Enjoyer T-Shirts

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Beach Barbecue

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Turtle Hat

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Privates Beach"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'...I said we've been marooned.'

How Swordfish Are Born

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

A crab with a utility knife claw

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Shark with Braces.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'