Sea Breeze Daydreamer T-Shirts

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Neptune

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'It must be the dead sea.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sunbathers.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

underwater knight

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Segregated Beach

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Dollphins

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Feeling for shells

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."