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"It might have been smart to inquire about the tides before buying this seaside place"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

Beach Barbecue

Pina Coladas

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Surf Casting

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Iliadette.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Sunbathers.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Privates Beach"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'