Sea Breeze Lovers Gifts

"It might have been smart to inquire about the tides before buying this seaside place"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Surf Casting

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Beach Barbecue

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Iliadette.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Sunbathers.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!