Sea View Lover Gifts

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Fishing boat.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Did you say psst?.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Dog brings diver flippers.

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Shark food pyramid.

The Imperfect Storm

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'