Sea View Seeker Gifts

'Did I mention the sea views?'

Beach con-man.

Beach Barbecue

'I blame global warming!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Airplane Mode.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Well Earned Vacation"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Dolphin

Going to Sea.

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"I spy something blue."

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"All I see is more trees."

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'