Sea Breeze Seeker Gifts

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'We want ocean view accomodations, Pacific for him and Atlantic for me.'

Haircuts on the beach under barberpole striped lighthouse.

Cautious old lady wont go near the railings because shi is afraid she will slip through.

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

Sailing Boat

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

No man is an island. Except for Karl D.

'Come on in, the water's very shallow...It's only up to my knees!'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Going to Sea.

Beach Barbecue

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

Frying sausages by the sea.

Making the best of it

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Pay Toll 500 ft

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Beach con-man.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Dolphin

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.