Sea Seekers Gifts

"I spy something blue."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Beach con-man.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Segregated Beach

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Well Earned Vacation"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Pirate eye test

Dolphin

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'No surf?'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"This is it? No video?"

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

Another Victim of Beach Brain

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"We're luckier than most people..."

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'