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"I spy something blue."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Beach con-man.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Segregated Beach

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Pirate eye test

Dolphin

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'No surf?'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"This is it? No video?"

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

"We're luckier than most people..."

Another Victim of Beach Brain

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

'Sorry I'm late'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.