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Tourist of the sea.

Sailors eating a mermaid

Wally's on Discovery Channel tonight!

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

Dolphin

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'