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"Says here the Navy's been patrolling the South China Sea...."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"I thought it was deeper here."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."