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Mermaid

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'I wish I was creative'

'Thar she blows!'

Ghostship

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Dollphins

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Battleship Bingo Night.

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.

'No tipping please.'

Try a tour of historic Venice in our traditional glass bottomed gondola.

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'