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A Pirate prisoner Fly about to walk off the plank into a bowl of Soup

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'I wish I was creative'

'Thar she blows!'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Dollphins

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'No tipping please.'

Try a tour of historic Venice in our traditional glass bottomed gondola.

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Arabian Nights.

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"

'Now blow like hell!'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

Submarine

Little Submarines

Periscope watching man on a desert island.

Me, the older I get, the more I appreciate hot vents...

'Believe it or not, we're a protected species: As long as we don't attack humans, we're safe...'

"What's that clicking sound?"