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A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Viking Loch Ness

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Heads or tails?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"He's a keeper!"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

A close shave on the Titanic...

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'