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Gone Bookkeepin'

'I said I like a good sale.'

"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."

"Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go!But take your BlackBerry."

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

'Captain! - Captain! Trouble at the pointy bit!'

"Did you just hear a cow?"

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Plan B or no plan B, that is the question!

"The crew is getting restless, captain."

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

'Listen, yes, I'm a hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Yessir, that's a jellyfish. No bones about it.'

'Sorry - we don't live here anymore.'

'We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.'

'God, if you get me back to shore I'll give you everything I own... How about ten percent plus community work...'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Man Overboard and Drink Overboard.

'Will you knock off the 'rub-a-dub-dub' stuff!'

'Do ships 'like this' sink very often? No madam, only once!'

"Hold on - what happened to Unsinkable I?"

'Before you judge the lookouts too harshly Captain, studies have shown that iceburgs DO tend to look like big, fluffy marshmallows after long sea journeys..."

'The lonely sea and the sky..'

When Jensen's job moved offshore, he decided to follow it...

Pants on the mast

'They'd love to know how we can detect earth's magnetic field. Don't tell them.'

'Let's just say he had a shock when he tried to catch me...'

'This one looks interested.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Hey, nice hammock, Gary.'

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."