Sea Adventurer Mugs

Gone Bookkeepin'

'I said I like a good sale.'

"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."

'That was a brilliant idea you had to hire a motivational speaker, Rolf. We must be doing 15 knots.'

"Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go!But take your BlackBerry."

'Captain! - Captain! Trouble at the pointy bit!'

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"Did you just hear a cow?"

Plan B or no plan B, that is the question!

"The crew is getting restless, captain."

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

'Sorry - we don't live here anymore.'

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

'Yessir, that's a jellyfish. No bones about it.'

'Listen, yes, I'm a hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'This one looks interested.'

Man Overboard and Drink Overboard.

When Jensen's job moved offshore, he decided to follow it...

'We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.'

'They'd love to know how we can detect earth's magnetic field. Don't tell them.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Hey, nice hammock, Gary.'

'Let's just say he had a shock when he tried to catch me...'

'Will you knock off the 'rub-a-dub-dub' stuff!'

'Do ships 'like this' sink very often? No madam, only once!'

'God, if you get me back to shore I'll give you everything I own... How about ten percent plus community work...'

Pants on the mast

'Before you judge the lookouts too harshly Captain, studies have shown that iceburgs DO tend to look like big, fluffy marshmallows after long sea journeys..."

'The lonely sea and the sky..'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Hold on - what happened to Unsinkable I?"

"First time shooting stars?"