Water Adventurer Mugs

Pedalo Racer

'Don't call a plumber just yet. It's been a long winter and I'd like to get a little diving in.'

Jumping in the deep end.

Rowing

"I can't swim, but what does it matter? It's shallow here."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

Duck with outboard motor.

"At least I'm prepared!"

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Flying somersault, half twist with a lawsuit

Fish hunting for men.

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"No, I don't think you're growing a gill."

'Not much of a water dog, is he, Bob?'

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

Fisherman catches pair of air tanks while diver looks half drowned

A Swimmer Doing Breastroke

'He's got to come up for air sometime!'

I don't think we've ever had a boat sink before.

'Fancy a banana split?'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Scottish show-off.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'No surf?'

'Don't move a fin, Dewey! We're gonna talk you through this. We think you might be hooked, but we're not sure. Can you feel a pointy, metallic object in your lip?'

'I want my old job back. I know it won't be easy. Before I left I burned a lot of bridges.'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'How'm I doin'?'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Safety on the beach.'

The summer of Icarus

"Come on, it's safe to swim with me: No crocodile will dare to bother us while my mum is keeping watch..."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"