Water Adventurer Gifts

Pedalo Racer

'Don't call a plumber just yet. It's been a long winter and I'd like to get a little diving in.'

Jumping in the deep end.

Rowing

Duck with outboard motor.

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"I can't swim, but what does it matter? It's shallow here."

"At least I'm prepared!"

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Fish hunting for men.

Flying somersault, half twist with a lawsuit

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'Not much of a water dog, is he, Bob?'

'...and whose theroy was it that a bigger propeller would give us more thrust?'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"No, I don't think you're growing a gill."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"Come on, it's safe to swim with me: No crocodile will dare to bother us while my mum is keeping watch..."

The summer of Icarus

'Safety on the beach.'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'How'm I doin'?'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'I want my old job back. I know it won't be easy. Before I left I burned a lot of bridges.'

'Don't move a fin, Dewey! We're gonna talk you through this. We think you might be hooked, but we're not sure. Can you feel a pointy, metallic object in your lip?'

A Swimmer Doing Breastroke

'He's got to come up for air sometime!'

I don't think we've ever had a boat sink before.

Fisherman catches pair of air tanks while diver looks half drowned

'No surf?'

'Fancy a banana split?'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Scottish show-off.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'