Water Adventurers Gifts

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle!'

Rowers.

"I can't believe Eric just went and helped himself to our dinghy!"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?' (father and son fishing)

'I'm OK Mum, I can reach the bottom...'

'So I said 'Give me a break Ben, go swimming with your friends or something'.'

"That's the deep end."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Come out with your fins up!'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'How's the water skiing?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Heads or tails?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"