Aqua Adventurers Gifts

Divers Lap Pool

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"I have to quit the swim team. My braces rusted."

Seagiraffes

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Scuba cow"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diving Cat.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Waiting for a turn to swim.