Aqua Adventurer Gifts

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Pearl Fishers

A woman holding her head above water in a swimming pool

Fish underwater with sizes written on them.

"I think it's time you gave up you're diet"

Wet dreams

Complaints: 'Yes?'

Swimming

Seagiraffes

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Scuba cow"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Come out with your fins up!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.